Tor | queer trans dude | he/they/it | 28 | US | satanist | anarchist | choleric | monster | villain | death positivity is the future | not spoiler free | ETSY SHOP
saying cats don’t contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it’s going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head
Love when you see a piece of equipment in the the hospital with something scrawled on it in permanent marker like “this is PROPERTY of 6N!!! Do NOT remove from 6N!!!!!!!” And you’re just like well. I found this equipment on 2S. All the stern handwritten warnings mean nothing in the face of basic hospital thievery.
Found a piece of equipment today with NICU written on it. The NICU is the neonatal intensive care unit. I was for sure not on the NICU. We robbed this battery pack from the sickest babies you can imagine, just translucent little troopers valiantly growing their lungs, and at no point was I like “I gotta return this.” I was like “fuckin got em” then I dunked a preemie like a basketball
Anonymous asked targuzzler-deactivated20180224: when I was a child my cat died and the only way I could rationalise it was drawing her being crucified because I went to a catholic school and I thought that just happened to everyone when they died
reblog if you unironically love art that makes you feel weird, confuses the mind, wises to destroy the canon, mocks the concept of values, spits on beauty and celebrates ugliness
i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should’ve been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU
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